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Thanks for reading, everyone. Your fanmail, comments, feedback, and support for my work- no matter how silly- have had a tremendous effect on the outcome of this memorable project.

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May 18, 2008 | | Comments Off

Fly Me To the Moon

Okay, so I know I should be studying for finals, but I felt that letting my loyal readers in on an opportunity of a lifetime would be more important.

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May 6, 2008 | | Comments Off

Empathy, Anyone?

How finals week feels to the average college student:

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April 30, 2008 | | Comments Off

No, The Ribs are Mine

So I thought I was done for the day with my last post, but then I started thinking about the freshmen 15. Sure, it happens to the naive first-years that are foolish enough to go for the fried chicken from the Jester cafeteria or the Union Wendy’s, but it couldn’t happen to me. [...]

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April 24, 2008 | | Comments Off

Oh, Those Nike Shorts

You know you’re getting used to college when…

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April 24, 2008 | | Comments Off

The Snippets Take The Post

I never did join that hysterical facebook about “things overheard on UT campus” or something like that. However, I think there is a legitimate excuse, given the odd and entertaining company that I sometimes find myself in. This week, the snippets are on a rampage!

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April 12, 2008 | | Comments Off

One Month Musings

I think it’s time I took a break from mundane listing and silly stories to actually let you guys in on what a month at UT is like for me. This is particularly for those of you who aren’t sure how to keep yourselves busy or don’t believe UT can provide you with enough excitement [...]

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April 3, 2008 | | Comments Off

Failproof Guide To Mastering Midterms

So you signed up for a schedule full of pre-med classes, and have naively attempted to review material on your weekends in hopes of nailing that 4.0. Then you realize about two days before before midterms that, “Wow. That did about as much help as a 1999 self defense class for Whitney Houston.” The bottom [...]

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March 27, 2008 | | Comments Off

Have You Done Your Homework Yet?

One of the most common speculations about colleges is that the assignments are nothing like what you did in high school. No more book reports, no more vocabulary worksheets, no more posters graded based on the amount of glitter used for the title… Is it really true? Are those glory days of easy A’s [...]

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March 19, 2008 | | Comments Off

Relationship Issues…?

Dear Histamines,
Hey baby. Do you have a minute for me? You’ve always been so wonderfully attentive… But look. I think… we need to talk. Oh no, don’t panic; it’s nothing like that, not like the time when Tonsils and I got in a fight and we- well, it’s no matter now. [...]

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March 16, 2008 | | Comments Off

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