If Alanis Morissette took my class
She might have sung this song (to the tune of her hit "You Oughta Know"):
I want you to know,
That I tried really hard
To get an A+ on,
Your research memo.
Oh no but I got a C
And that's really funny
Because my roommate, she got an A.
I cited cases for you,
I followed CREAC for you.
I even stayed within the [bleeping] word limit.
Now a 2.2 don't look very good as a GPA on a résumé. Aah!
Now I know that you know that I won't get job
And I'm gonna have to stay in summer school, summer school, summer school!
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you made when you gave that grade.
It's not fair, to give C+
When I always got A's in undergrad
You, you, you, oughta know.